Kami's Corner

Buddy Holly by weezer but it's about Rivers Cuomo fighting a hundred rats

What's with these rodents dissing my girl, why do they gotta front?

What did we ever do to these mice that made them so violent?

Woo-hoo, but you know I’m yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you’re mine
Woo-hoo, and that’s until i die

Ooh-Wee-Ooh, that's a hundred angry rodents
Oh-Oh, and i think i might be fucked

But I don't care what they try on us anyway
I just need a cat

Don’t you ever fear, I’m always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian

Woo-hoo, but you know I’m yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you’re mine
Woo-hoo, and that’s until I die

Ooh-Wee-Ooh, that's a hundred angry rodents
Oh-Oh, and i think i might be fucked

I don't care what they try on us anyways
I just need a cat
I just need a cat

Bang, bang, knocking on the door
Another big bang, get down on the floor
Oh no, what do we do?
Don’t look now, but I lost my shoe
I can’t run and I can’t kick What’s a matter, babe, are you feelin’ sick?
What’s a matter, what’s a matter, what’s a matter you?
What’s a matter, babe, are you feelin’ blue? Oh-oh

Ah, fuck-
Wait, no-

The door breaks and a swarm of rodents descends upon Rivers Cuomo, devouring him whole.