The best worst pizza I've ever had
When I go to visit my parents, on the way home I usually get a slice of pizza from this pizza shop that's in the train station there.
They sell these incredibly greasy pizza slices that, as far as I know, are just sitting there out in the open the whole day, being kept slightly warm the whole time.
I usually go for this slice that I don't really think I'm even entirely equipped to describe. It's like, 90% cheese. Just an entire layer of cheese. I don't think there's even like, tomato sauce or anything below it - with the cheese layer probably being at least half as thick as the actual crust of the pizza. On that cheese layer there's pieces of kebab meat. Which kind? Who knows lol. Above that is some sort of mystery sauce that i think might be hollandaise, but I honestly have no idea.
Anyways, I'm not gonna beat around the bush here: It's the highlight of my trip every time. It's like the platonic ideal of shitty pizza - and I honestly mean that in the best possible way. It's peak comfort food for me. Sometimes you just need some bad pizza.
And, that's it honestly. I don't really have some grand message to pivot into here, some underlying argument. Sometimes you just wanna exercise your free will to talk about some shitty pizza. So, thank you to the people running that pizza place. I appreciate it.